The Modern Conversion Audit

The audit your agency would charge you $2,500 for. $49.97.

Five operator-grade audits stitched into one report. Conversion teardown. UX/UI benchmark against Linear / Stripe / Vercel. Heatmap RPS analysis. Animation prescription. 30-day prioritized roadmap. Powered by the agent stack I use on $200/hr engagements — delivered to your inbox in under 24 hours.

Delivered in under 24 hours One-time fee, no subscription 30-day roadmap, ICE-prioritized Money-back guarantee
What's inside

Five audits. One report.

Most agencies sell you one audit and call it a day. The Modern Conversion Audit runs five operator-grade frameworks against your site, then synthesizes them into a single ranked playbook you can actually execute.

01 — REVENUE

Conversion Teardown

Operator-grade CRO framework applied to your site. Five conversion levers scored, friction points flagged, revenue-leak gaps identified.

  • Five-lever score: Offer / UVP / Copy / Creative / UI-UX
  • Friction points list with exact fixes
  • Revenue-Per-Session diagnostic (not just CR)
  • 1-second-test pass/fail with screenshots
02 — EXPERIENCE

UX/UI Benchmark

7-dimension UX audit on desktop + mobile, benchmarked against Linear, Stripe, Vercel, Arc, Apple, and Airbnb. Real scores, not vibes.

  • Visual hierarchy, IA, motion, typography, accessibility
  • Side-by-side against best-in-class peers
  • WCAG flags + Core Web Vitals snapshot
  • Specific patterns to lift from elite sites
03 — ATTENTION

Heatmap RPS Analysis

A Revenue-Per-Session runbook. Where users actually click, what actually drives revenue, what's eating attention for nothing.

  • Element-level revenue attribution
  • Nav and product tile reorder map
  • Default-state tab recommendations
  • Friction points ranked by RPS impact
04 — MOTION

Animation & Interaction Prescription

The bit nobody else audits. A motion plan for your site — what to animate, what NOT to animate, and which library to use for each effect. Parallax that converts vs. parallax that just looks busy.

  • Scroll-triggered reveals (GSAP ScrollTrigger / Locomotive)
  • Parallax depth layers — hero, product, story sections
  • Micro-interactions (Framer Motion / Motion / Anime.js)
  • 3D / pseudo-3D pairing (Three.js, R3F, Zdog, Vanta)
  • Page transitions (View Transitions API, Barba.js)
05 — EXECUTION

30-Day Prioritized Roadmap

Every finding ranked by ICE (Impact, Confidence, Effort) and sequenced into a four-week sprint plan. No 80-page report you'll never read — a punch list you'll actually ship.

  • Week 1 — highest-ICE fixes (low effort, big lift)
  • Week 2 — copy + offer rewrites
  • Week 3 — UX/UI + motion implementation
  • Week 4 — split tests queued, with 95/80 thresholds
★ INCLUDED · NOT OPTIONAL

Plus: a low-fidelity redesign mockup of your highest-leverage page.

You don't have to imagine what "better" looks like. Every audit ships with an actual side-by-side redesign of your homepage or PDP — your current site next to the recommended rebuild, with numbered callouts on every change. So you can see the version of your site that actually converts, then ship it.

See an example redesign →
The framework

Scored against five levers.

Every recommendation in your audit cites which lever it pulls. No guesswork — you'll know exactly why each fix moves revenue.

LEVER 01
Offer
LEVER 02
UVP
LEVER 03
Copy
LEVER 04
Creative
LEVER 05
UI / UX
Motion prescription

The animation audit nobody else does.

Most CRO audits ignore motion entirely. But motion is conversion. Done right, animation guides the eye, builds trust, and pulls users through the funnel. Done wrong, it's just noise. I tell you which is which — and prescribe the exact library and pattern for each surface.

Scroll-triggered reveals

GSAP ScrollTrigger or Locomotive Scroll for hero sections, story sections, and feature reveals. When to fade-up, when to pin, when to crossfade — and how to keep CLS at zero.

GSAP · Locomotive · Motion

Parallax depth

Multi-layer parallax that actually converts — applied to product hero, founder story, and category bridge sections. Not the kind that gives users motion sickness.

Locomotive · React Spring

Micro-interactions

Button hover states, card lift, form validation transitions, cart drawer slide-in. Tiny touches that compound trust signals across the funnel.

Framer Motion · Anime.js

3D & pseudo-3D

When to pull in Three.js / R3F (product configurators, hero scenes) and when Zdog or Vanta is enough (decorative depth without the bundle cost).

Three.js · R3F · Zdog · Vanta

Page transitions

View Transitions API + Barba.js for SPA-like flow without the SPA tax. Specifically prescribed for ecommerce category → PDP → cart pathways.

View Transitions · Barba

Component libraries

Magic UI, React Bits, Aceternity, and Motion-Primitives — which animated components to lift, which to leave. Brand-aligned recommendations only.

Magic UI · React Bits
What you receive

Not a score. A working plan.

You'll get a 20-30 page branded PDF plus an interactive dashboard link. Every finding tagged with the lever it pulls and the ICE score that ranks it.

CONVERSION AUDIT — PAGE 04 RPS 4.2/10

Lever 02 — UVP is fighting itself.

Your hero headline names the feature, not the dream outcome. The subhead repeats the headline. The 1-Second Test fails — a cold user can't articulate what you do.

Offer7.1
UVP3.4
Copy5.8
Creative6.2
UI / UX7.9
ICE — Impact 5 · Confidence 4 · Effort 4 (low) → priority #1 this sprint

Each finding is a fix, not a flag.

You'll see exactly what to change, why it moves revenue, and what to ship first. No vague "improve your copy." Every recommendation has a rewrite, a screenshot, and an ICE score.

  • Headline rewrites — three variants, one to ship
  • Section reorder map for above-the-fold
  • Specific component swaps with library names
  • Split-test queue with 95/80 power calcs
  • Mobile-specific findings (audited separately)
Who buys this

Built for operators who ship.

01

Shopify D2C founders

$50k–$5M ARR, ready to compound 2% gains instead of redesigning everything.

02

SaaS marketing leads

Sub-$10M ARR, paying for traffic that isn't converting on the landing page.

03

Agencies who outsource

White-label the audit for your clients. I deliver the report — you own the relationship.

04

Pre-launch operators

About to push a new site live and want a final pressure-test before the spend turns on.

ONE-TIME · NO SUBSCRIPTION

The Modern Conversion Audit

$49.97one time · under 24hr delivery
  • Conversion teardown — five levers scored
  • UX/UI benchmark — vs. Linear / Stripe / Aesop
  • Heatmap RPS analysis — element-level revenue map
  • Animation prescription — what to animate, what not to
  • ★ Low-fi redesign mockup — before / after of your top page
  • 30-day roadmap — sprint-ready, ICE-ranked
  • Friction points list — every leak, ranked
  • Branded PDF — 20-30 pages, shippable internally
  • Interactive dashboard — share with your team
  • Split-test queue — with 95/80 power calcs
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No subscription. No upsell.
If the report doesn't surface at least one fix worth more than the audit fee, I'll refund it.
FAQ

Questions, answered.

Is this an AI report or an actual human audit?

Both. The audit runs on the operator-grade agent stack I use on every consulting engagement — CRO frameworks, UX/UI scrapers, heatmap analysis, animation review. Every report gets a human spot-check before it ships. You get AI scale plus operator judgment, at AI prices.

How is this different from a free Lighthouse / PageSpeed report?

Lighthouse scores performance. This scores revenue. The five-lever framework, RPS analysis, and ICE-prioritized roadmap are operator playbooks built by people running 8- and 9-figure D2C brands — not by Google's accessibility team. Both matter; only one tells you what to ship Monday.

Will this work for SaaS, not just ecommerce?

Yes. The framework is funnel-agnostic. About 40% of audits run are for SaaS marketing pages and pricing pages — the levers apply identically, the RPS metric just gets swapped for revenue-per-visitor or trial conversion rate.

How long does it take?

Under 24 hours from payment to delivery. Most reports land in your inbox in 4-8 hours. If your site is huge (10+ template types), I'll flag it and we'll align on scope before any work starts.

What if I want help implementing the fixes?

You can hire me at $200/hr after the audit to implement, or hand the report to your existing team — every recommendation is specific enough to execute without me. About 60% of audit clients self-implement.

What's the refund policy?

If the report doesn't surface at least one fix worth more than the audit fee, I refund you in full. The audit pays for itself on the first lever finding.

Can I share this with my team?

Yes. You get the branded PDF and the interactive dashboard link — all shareable internally. The audit is licensed for your company; please don't resell it to clients without becoming a white-label partner first (which I do offer).