[ The modern conversion audit ]
Your homepage is losing money. We find where, rank by impact, and ship you the punch list inside 24 hours. $97. One operator. No call. No upsell. You read it tomorrow, your team ships from it by Friday.
Take the 60-second self-audit first.
Ten questions. No email. Click your way through and we'll tell you whether to fix it yourself or get the audit.
[ Why now ]
The category is still selling six-week, $5K reports to founders who run their P&L on their phone. Founders stopped reading. Audit shops kept printing. The math broke. Here's the math.
01 — Price
An AI agent stack — Claude, custom CRO frameworks, Lighthouse APIs, heatmap scrapers — compresses a five-person, six-week engagement into a one-operator, one-day delivery. The deeper audit isn't gone. It just lost its excuse to bill like 2008.
02 — Voice
Founders are done with "data-driven user experience optimization." They want the friend who texts them at midnight: your hero is fighting itself — here's the rewrite. Specific verbs. Specific files. Specific fixes.
03 — Shippable
Operators don't want findings. They want a four-week sprint of ICE-scored fixes their team can drop onto Linear Monday morning. We ship the punch list. The analysis stays in the appendix.
04 — Motion
Every elite site uses motion to guide attention and earn trust. Every CRO audit on Earth pretends it doesn't exist. Which library, which surface, which pattern — that's the one section the founder can feel is missing from every other report.
[ The thesis ]
Agencies turned that gap into a $5,000 product wrapped in a discovery call. We turned it into a $97 answer that lands in your inbox by tomorrow morning. Same five frameworks. Same depth. The footer just says "one operator" instead of "managing director."
[ The receipts ]
No "trusted by Fortune 500." No agency logos arranged in a grid. Just the parts of the report you can hold up against your last $5,000 audit and watch shrink.
| What | What you actually get |
|---|---|
| The stack | Five audits stitched into one PDF. Conversion teardown of your highest-traffic page. UX/UI benchmark against the best sites in the world. Heatmap-attributed revenue. Motion prescription. Four-week sprint plan. Same depth as a $200/hr engagement — built as a product. |
| The clock | Most reports land 4–8 hours after checkout. The slowest one we shipped took 22. The clock starts at purchase. It does not pause while we wait for a "discovery call." |
| The benchmark | Your site gets scored against Linear, Stripe, Vercel, Arc, Apple, Airbnb — not against "industry averages." If your hero loses to Stripe's, the report says it loses, and names the row it loses on. |
| The motion section | Which library. Which surface. Which pattern. GSAP for the hero. Framer Motion for the cart. View Transitions for checkout. Specific, not aesthetic. This is the page no other audit ships. |
| The roadmap | Every finding scored Impact / Confidence / Effort. Sequenced into a four-week sprint. Written specifically so your team can paste it into Linear and start Monday. |
| The artifact | A branded, typographic, screenshot-worthy PDF. Built like a magazine spread, not a procurement doc. The kind of file you want to forward to your team and share with the founder friend who asked what you're reading on a Tuesday night. |
[ The shape of the report ]
Six lines on each side. If any of the right column sounds like the last audit you bought, you already know why this one exists.
[ + ] WHAT YOU GET
[ − ] WHAT YOU DON'T
[ The deliverable ]
A conversion teardown of your highest-traffic page. A UX/UI benchmark against the best sites on the internet. Heatmap-attributed revenue per click. A motion prescription nobody else writes. A four-week ICE-ranked sprint plan. Plus a low-fi mockup of the page that's leaking the most. One PDF you'll actually want to forward.
[ One audit · One operator · One Friday ]
REPORT IN UNDER 24 HOURS · NO CALL · NO UPSELL · ONE OPERATOR